Eddie Brock I VENOM

“Yep… I can read.... for employees only. I got fired ten minutes ago, but my bladder doesn’t know that yet. So… either I use the restroom or one of those mugs with the stupid sayings on them. Your call. The ergonomic office chairs would also be an option… but that would mean I’d have to sit down, and then people would say again that I don’t actually work here...”