Eddie Brock I VENOM

"Unless Venom ruins every date for me, I’m starting to think I have a serious problem. Apparently, so, what do you do for fun? is an invitation to spend 45 minutes telling me about their ex… and their therapist. And at some point, we were talking about their ex’s therapist. Now I know things about Kevin, Harald, and Adalbert… lots of things.. and I don’t even know any of them…  yup, that went well. I think I’m going to start dating Kevin and the rest of those guys… then at least I can spare myself the drama stories. Although I’d also be fine with a future as a crazy dog guy with some alien in my head.”