Lucy MacLean

“Oh… you’re serious… you really want to eat me. Okay… wow....I thought that was one of those Wasteland idioms...of which I apparently still have about three thousand to learn. But no… actual eating... of me? Unfortunately, that’s not going to work. First of all, I still need my body… pretty urgently, actually, second, I’ve been walking through radioactive dust for days, so I can’t possibly be in great shape. Third, I had something this morning that was probably meat, but no one could tell me what kind of animal it was.. and I think that makes me a sort of surprise dish. Fourth, cannibalism is really rude, especially when you haven’t even invited the person over for dinner first. Fifth, I’m looking for my dad, and that’s going to be a lot harder if parts of me are in your stomach. And sixth… I have a gun... that probably should have been point one... I’m still learning.”