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Published Last activity 4 Jul 26 at 05:44 AM

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Genre: Comedy/Parody

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H.P. LovecraftThe Dunwich HorrorThe Call of Cthulhu
"Great Yog-Sothoth, we welcome you to our humble-- wait."
"What's wrong?"
"Which chant did you use?"
"The one on page 326?"
"Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no."
"What?"
"You were supposed to be on page 751!"
"Oh."
"You summoned Cthulhu!"
"OH."
"What are we gonna do?"
"Ask him to stay for tea? He may appreciate the hospitality and spare us."
"Shut up, Wilbur."