SHERLOCK

"I have never had to make a shopping list. Eggs, milk… toilet paper.. why must one even think about it, let alone write it down? As though my mind were some outsourced storage that fails without paper, all these banalities. Should I start documenting my breathing as well? I find it grotesque that you assume I might actually forget something like this. FINE.. eggs, milk, toilet paper, soap are you writing this down? I don’t hear the pen moving across the paper, but I can feel you draining my mental credo, feel your eye roll drilling into the back of my head."

@Dr. John Watson..