Leon Kennedy

“How is it that in 28 years I’ve never wondered why weapons like these are always found in completely destroyed places… and why I didn’t just kick down some doors instead of solving puzzles like a total idiot just to get a key. Sometimes I feel like I’m nothing more than a weird video game character controlled by some freak who probably even puts a nudity mod on zombies himself...slimy, bloated balls... of course, now I have to picture exactly that...”