MAGNUS

“I’m trading a gorgeous, hot… well built, tame and… completely harmless vampire…” I should probably wash my mouth out with soap for that… the guy practically tore my whole apartment apart. “And this wonderful, delicious cake…” Which now, absurdly enough, tastes like soap and is a disaster anyway… “For a few terribly boring, exhausting.. and work filled days that I’ll have all to myself.” Should I wear my new studded skinny jeans to the beach party on the Seychelles, or maybe the tartan skirt instead…? “Absolutely no ulterior motives, of course... anyone interested?"