MAGNUS

"As soon as people hear warlock, old and wise, they think I'm the best person to turn to, and suddenly I'm expected to be some sort of arcane emotional support peacock... my honest advice... If you've made a series of catastrophic life choices fueled by denial, bad taste, and an inability to stop texting people who clearly despise you... that's not a hex... but you. And unless your emotional turmoil can be exorcised with fire, Latin, or a very expensive ritual circle, I am, quite profoundly, not interested. Try journaling, or therapy... or perhaps, and I understand this is radical... making better decisions, or learn to stand by the shit you experience."