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@Danny Hernández
Wish you were here but youd probably hate it 💙
@Danny Hernández
Quietly getting drunk without you...
Adrian Niven
@Danny Hernández
The elevator in Rio was better 😢
Adrian Niven
@Danny Hernández
I can imagine u scaling up this building to save me
Adrian Niven
@Danny Hernández
Guess who found the REAL booze? 😈 😈
Danny Hernández
His phone vibrates against the table once.
He doesn’t reach for it immediately.
Then it goes off again.
And again.
Then again.
Everyone at the table looks at him.
Danny checks his phone, trying to keep his face neutral, but it doesn’t quite work.
He sees all of Adrian’s texts. The neutrality vanish and is replaced by a smile.
Have a drink for me.
Then drink water.
Danny Hernández
He almost sets his phone down, but turns it back over to send another text.
And eat something.
Also you look amazing.
He clears his throat and turns the phone screen-down against the table.
Nobody speaks.
Danny looks up at them.
“What?” he says, a little too fast. “Man can’t have a phone now?”
Adrian Niven
The girls in the bathroom started making out so now Im picking at the smoked salmon on the buffet. I hope ur happy xoxo 😘😘😘
I'll find some evian somewhere
Adrian Niven
and thank youuuuu ❤ 🧡 💛 💚 💙 💜 🖤
they always have water backstage lol
Danny Hernández
Of course I am.
Even though smoked salmon is gross.
Danny Hernández
Good, now drink it.
Adrian Niven
God ur hot when ur bossy even tho ur a philistine. smoked salmon is food of the gods
Adrian Niven
U take such good care of me tho so I'll let it slide. How ru feeling? I had another drink 4u not sure what it was but it wasstrong
Danny Hernández
no this is
Danny Hernández
slow down, kid.
It ain't a race.
Adrian Niven
🤤 🤤 Not me licking that pic on my fone. Cruel!
Fuckface must be thrilled tho 😡
Danny Hernández
I'm feeling fine.
Bored.
Ready to go back to work.
Danny Hernández
smoked salmon wishes
Adrian Niven
Im not racing
Dare me to fall backwards?
Danny Hernández
DON'T you dare, kid.
Adrian Niven
Oh cmon itd be funny 😝
Danny Hernández
Adrian behave.
Don't make me send someone to get you.
Adrian Niven
sOMEONE? I dare u
Danny Hernández
Danny smirks and pushes back from the table.
He gets to his feet carefully, hiding the worst of the stiffness out of habit, then hobbles toward the office with his phone already in hand.
Adrian wants to play games.
Fine.
Danny knows how to find people.
He drops into the office chair with a careful breath, sets his phone beside the laptop, and wakes the screen.
His fingers move fast across the keys. A few logins. One encrypted window. A private tracker he absolutely should not be using for boyfriend-related nonsense, which does not stop him for even a second.
Adrian’s phone pings on the map.
Danny leans closer.
I can have someone there in ten minutes.
Adrian Niven
Adrian cackles when he checks his phone and then waves into the security camera.
OMG that lighting makes me look like a zombie
Ur the hottest fucking stalker ever 🔥 🔥 🔥
Adrian Niven
LOL or did I just wave at the dead Brit nerd?
Danny Hernández
Told you I can find you baby
Danny Hernández
The nerd is at the dinner table.
I'm good at my job too, ya know
Adrian Niven
Is there anything u CAN'T do?
Besides walk? 😏
Srsly
Danny Hernández
Ouch.
I don't make fun of you when you can't walk ;)
Adrian Niven
U should teach me a lesson by making me unable to walk 😉😘😏 🍆
Danny Hernández
And what lesson would that be?
Adrian Niven
Any lesson you want darling 🍆🥵🍑
Danny Hernández
I said behave.
Aren't you supposed to be enjoying your party instead of texting me?
Get back to work.
Adrian Niven
But Im drunk & I miss u
Danny Hernández
You're also adorable.
I miss you too, kid.
Your driver is picking you up right? You're not going to try to wander the streets all night are you?
Adrian Niven
ILYSM it hurts ❤ 🧡 💛 💚 💙 💜 🖤
Ye have driver just gotta txt when Im ready 2 go
Adrian Niven
FYI that was not a drunk text i really do love u
Adrian Niven
OK time to dance off all these liquid calories
Danny Hernández
Whoever is taking your pics, you should give them a raise.
It was still a drunk text :D but I love you too.
Be careful, ok?
Adrian Niven
It's called a tripod & timer lol but thank u I will give myself a raise 🤑
And if I'm careful then u won't need 2 come rescue me 😘 jk
Danny Hernández
Oh you're one of those people who get in the way? :D
How about my adorable bf stay out of rescuable situations? Deal? Deal
Adrian Niven
Excuse u, I am the main event 😛
Take me tired, I'm home. Sweet dreams babe. I'll dream of you 😘😴💕
Danny Hernández
Haha be careful. Sleep so sweet. Take an aspirin
Adrian Niven
The car arrives with his assistant in it.
"I packed for you like you asked. The jet will be ready about the same time we get to the airport," she says as Adrian slides into the backseat with her.
"You're irreplaceable," he tells her, leaning against her shoulder.
"Then I want a raise," she counters.
Adrian laughs but makes a mental note. She hands him a carry on bag.
"You've got all your necessities and something to change into in here, which I recommend doing because you stink like party. What lie am I telling the Foundation this time?"
Adrian is already rooting around in the bag.
"Family emergency," he says without looking up.
His assistant snorts. "You should touch down in Houston around 6am. I arranged a driver—"
"No driver. I need a rental. An SUV."
She scowls. "Your drunk ass does not need to be driving anywhere."
"My drunk ass will be sober and hungover by 6am. I need to drive myself."
She pulls out her phone. "Fine. Take some aspirin."
Adrian laughs again. "You're the second person to tell me that tonight."
She raises a brow but doesn't ask. "Then maybe you ought to do it. There's some in the bag."
"You think of everything."
"That's my job."
Adrian takes the aspirin and drinks the bottle of water she hands him before closing his eyes for the rest of the ride to the airport.